Guild of Scribes
"Our chroniclers, typecasters, and steam-engineers roam every corner of Azeroth to deliver uncompromised, 100% human-crafted news for World of Warcraft: Forever."
An Independent Husband & Wife Newsroom
WoW Forever News is founded and operated by a husband-and-wife team of dedicated World of Warcraft veterans whose adventures together date back to the original 2004 Vanilla release. Operating out of our independent steam-press newsroom, we produce 100% human-crafted dispatches under the sacred Oath of Dwarven Ink.
Founders & Editorial Leadership
Husband & Wife Team
Barnaby Ironpress
Editor-in-Chief & Publisher
"An enterprising dwarf engineer who brought the first mechanical, steam-powered printing press to the realm to churn out newspapers at high speed. He is loud, energetic, proud of modern dwarf ingenuity, and always smells like coal smoke and machine oil. Together with his wife and co-founder, Archmage Theron, they have braved Azeroth side-by-side since the dawn of the 2004 Vanilla launch."
Archmage Theron
Executive Editor
"A scholar of high standing within the magic academies, Archmage Theron spends her days monitoring magical fluxes, auditing spellbooks, and warning adventurers of impending mana instabilities. Together with her husband, Barnaby Ironpress, she has chronicled the mysteries and evolution of World of Warcraft since the very beginning in 2004."
The Pressroom & Scriptorium Crew
The Taphouse Specialists
Master Scribe Olin
Writer
"A loose comma has caused more dwarven feuds than a stolen keg of stout."
Senior proofreader and archivist. Never seen without his briar pipe and a red ink quill, hunting down misplaced commas in goblin blueprints.
Thorin Flamebeard
Writer
"You can't print the truth on dry gears or an empty belly!"
Steam boiler technician and pressroom morale commander. Ensures the gears never seize and the staff never runs out of Thunderbrew stout.
Gunder Stonefoot
Writer
"Watch your boots! That was half a bucket of capital vowels!"
Hard-working typesetter known for carrying overloaded trays of metal type, wobbling past the editorial desks, and occasionally scattering headlines.
Apprentice Bori
Writer
"Just five more minutes... the morning edition won't print itself... zzz..."
Junior pressroom apprentice. Works the late-night parchment roller shift, usually discovered fast asleep across stacks of morning broadsheets.
Field Correspondents & Community Desk
Realm BeatsWe compensate our writing contributors for approved dispatches and articles. To maintain our sacred Oath of Dwarven Ink, the Chronicle remains 100% human-crafted and strictly AI-free.